vault-girl
How to Annoy a Vulcan:
For his birthday get him a gift certificate to Outback Steak House
start calling him "green-blooded cuddle bear"
break into his quarters and put a handful of sand inside each pair of his boots
After anything he says say "why?"...repeat
Start a shipwide raffle to win a teddy bear every week. Make sure he wins every week.
Start a shipwide petition to make it manditory to hug every morning
Sit near him at lunch and pretend to read "The Teachings of Surak". Hold the book upside down.
Sende him Starfeeet reeports an spel evythig rilly teriibul. (на падонкафском)
Walk up to him and push his combadge with your index finger as many times as you can before he stops you
Reprogram the replicator and his statation computer so that every time he uses them, they say "Live long and Prosper."
every ten minutes ask him about the Pon Farr.
Repeat everything he says, but as a question.
Use "female logic" in conversations with him.
Tell him what he really thinks.
After every his question, ask "And what do you think yourself?"
, а потом пыталась овладеть перком "перетаскивание видеофайла в свой дневник". 
